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chuck norris jokes
ok peaople. now lets put up chuck norris jokes lol :D
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me first : The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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Permalink Reply by Ganksta on -
chuck norris is no joke.
he can slam a revolving door
chuck norris doesnt get drost bite, chuck norris bites frost!
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Permalink Reply by Flodian on -
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Noris can piss his name into concrete.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Permalink Reply by Tokemus on -
Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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Permalink Reply by Shankapotamus on -
They say there is no chin under his beard... only another fist!
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Permalink Reply by Neo-Nova on -
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he transforms into The Incredible Hulk.
When The Incredible Hulk gets angry, he transforms into Chuck Norris!
Why does Chuck Norris sleep with the light on?
Chuck Norris isnt afriad of the dark. The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris!
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lol
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Permalink Reply by AmC-DotaAddict on -
When Chuck Norris falls into the water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Permalink Reply by russell castillano on
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# "One time I was with Norris in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Norris goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Chuck Norris! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'ChuckNorris' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"
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There is no Control button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Permalink Reply by TwistedFirestarter on -
Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
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