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The Procrastinator's Creed
The Procrastinator's Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect from missing them.
5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibilityfor new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.
6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.
7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesimally small, is not exactly zero.
8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.
9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course Idecide to change my mind.
10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.
11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work
that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.
12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.
13. I will never put off tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (The Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect from missing them.
5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibilityfor new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.
6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.
7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesimally small, is not exactly zero.
8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.
9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course Idecide to change my mind.
10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.
11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work
that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.
12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.
13. I will never put off tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (The Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized.
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Comment by TwistedFirestarter on December 20, 2008 at 9:13pm - Mmmhmmm fyi I live my life by that creed... or im trying to... :P
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Comment by SAKMAN on December 8, 2008 at 12:33pm -
This reminds me of the time I went to Japan. The funny thing is
(Will finish this post tomorrow... or whenever.)
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Comment by RzfX on December 8, 2008 at 10:16am - I know some people procrastinate but this is a bit extreme for my standards
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Comment by Shimrra_3 on December 6, 2008 at 12:25pm - I'll might plan to procrastinate tomorrow. Maybe.
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Comment by Tokemus on December 4, 2008 at 5:36am - I'll procrastinate tomorrow.
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Comment by myndfreak420 on December 3, 2008 at 11:44am - reminds me of me......
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Comment by Reborn7 on December 2, 2008 at 12:53pm - LOL! This is real funny.
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Comment by Shimrra_3 on December 1, 2008 at 12:04am
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I can work with this.
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=ojcEQO74taQ
Procrastination on Youtube?
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